Respectfully yoinked from vashperado.

1. Pick 20 of your favourite movies.
2. Go to IMDb and find a quote from each movie.
3. Post them here for everyone to guess.
4. Fill in the film title once it's guessed.

For the people guessing:
5. NO GOOGLING/using IMDb search functions

Eh, what the heck, I'll just fill the rest in.


1. "What do you think of farmers? You think they're saints? Hah! They're foxy beasts! They say, "We've got no rice, we've no wheat. We've got nothing!" But they have! They have everything! Dig under the floors! Or search the barns! You'll find plenty! Beans, salt, rice, sake! Look in the valleys, they've got hidden warehouses! They pose as saints but are full of lies! If they smell a battle, they hunt the defeated! They're nothing but stingy, greedy, blubbering, foxy, and mean! God damn it all! But then who made them such beasts? You did! You samurai did it! You burn their villages! Destroy their farms! Steal their food! Force them to labour! Take their women! And kill them if they resist! So what should farmers do?" --Kikuchiyo (Toshiro Mifune), The Seven Samurai (guessed by MG)

2. "There's no living with a killing. There's no goin' back from one. Right or wrong, it's a brand... a brand sticks. There's no goin' back. Now you run on home to your mother and tell her... tell her everything's alright. And there aren't any more guns in the valley." -- Shane (Alan Ladd), Shane

3. "You know, you Irish cops are perking up. That's two sound theories in one day, neither of which deal with abnormally sized men. Kind of makes me feel like Riverdancing." - Agent Paul Smecker (Wilem Dafoe), The Boondock Saints

4. "He chose...poorly." -The Grail Knight (Robert Eddison), Indiana Jones and The Last Crusade (guessed by Trauma)

5. "No! Unfortunate that you rushed to face him... that incomplete was your training. That... not ready for the burden were you." -Yoda (Frank Oz), Star Wars: Return of the Jedi (guessed by Trauma)

6. "I love a woman who can kick my ass." -Spike Speigel (Steven Jay Blum), Cowboy Bebop: Knockin' on Heaven's Door

7. "My arm, it doesn't hurt anymore. IT'S HEALED! Ow! No, it's still broken." -Kohroku (John DeMita), Princess Mononoke (guessed by Crimson Gear)

8. "Bullets - my only weakness! How did you know?" -- Officer Palumbo (Sandy Jobin-Bevans), Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle (gussed by Nosreteparod)

9. "I'm gonna get out of the car and drop you like third period French." -Turk Malloy (Scott Caan), Ocean's Eleven (the George Clooney one, not the Rat Pack one)

10. "Oh, if they were Sean Jean sweatpants it would be no problem, but because they were Costco brand, it's the worst thing I could do." -- Peter Brenner (Jason Seagal), Forgetting Sarah Marshall

11. "WHAT'D YOU THINK, THAT I'D STILL BE A RUNT AT EIGHTEEN YEARS OLD?!" - Edward Elric (Vic Mignogna), Fullmetal Alchemist: Conquerer of Shambala

12. "HEY! Who's throwing handles?" --Landlady (Qiu Yuen), Kung Fu Hustle (guessed by WoW)

13. "You know, there's a million fine looking women in the world, dude. But they don't all bring you lasagna at work." -- Silent Bob (Kevin Smith), Clerks (his only line of the movie)

14. "Jenny, I don't know if Momma was right or if, if it's Lieutenant Dan. I don't know if we each have a destiny, or if we're all just floating around accidental-like on a breeze, but I, I think maybe it's both. Maybe both is happening at the same time." - Forrest Gump (Tom Hanks), Forrest Gump (guessed by Trauma)

15. "Pinky, once again you've left the lens cap on your mind." -The Brain (Maurice LaMarche), Animaniacs: Wakko's Wish (sorta guessed by Nosreteparod)

16. "Well, if he's an angel, all right then... But he damn well must be a killer angel. Colonel, darling, you're a lovely man. I see a vast difference between us, yet I admire you, lad. You're an idealist, praise be. The truth is, Colonel... There is no "divine spark". There's many a man alive of no more of value than a dead dog. Believe me. When you've seen them hang each other the way I have back in the Old Country. Equality? What I'm fighting for is to prove I'm a better man than many of them. Where have you seen this "divine spark" in operation, Colonel? Where have you noted this magnificent equality? No two things on Earth are equal or have an equal chance. Bit a leaf, not a tree. There's many a man worse than me, and some better... But I don't think race or country matters a damn. What matters, Colonel... Is justice. Which is why I'm here. I'll be treated as I deserve, not as my father deserved. I'm Kilrain... And I damn all gentlemen. There is only one aristocracy... And that is right here." -- Sergeant "Buster" Kilrain (Kevin Conway), Gettysburg

17. "Well, for a woman who has been dead for thirty years she looked very good." - Tevye (Topol), Fiddler on the Roof

18. "Yes. The final supreme idiocy. Coming here to hide. The deserter hiding out in the middle of a battlefield." - Lee (Robert Vaughn), The Magnificent Seven

19. "PHENOMENAL COSMIC POWERS! Itty-bitty living space!" - Genie (Robin Williams), Aladdin (guessed by WoW)

20. "Eat floor. High fiber." - Batman (Michael Keaton), Batman Returns